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So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Your face makes onions cry.

what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch

What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids

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What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.

Make him read a book

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It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

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Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.