Make jokes
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.