Make jokes

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

How do you make the grass cut itself?

Make it depressed.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!