Make jokes
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.