Make jokes
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏