Make

Make jokes

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Memes

Age

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Parent

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Robber

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Bubble

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Briefcase

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Bulimia

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Comment

Guys, put more comments in.

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