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I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.