Make jokes

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Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.