Make jokes
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.