Make jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
HOLD UP
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...