Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Make Jokes
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
