It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Mom : You will make me kill myself Me who has cut first : I'll kill myself ✨first✨
When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.
U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry
