Make jokes
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."