What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
