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What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
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Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
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What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
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How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
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Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
