Make jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Does this sentence make any sense?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.