Make jokes
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.