Make jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.