Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad