If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
