Make jokes
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"