Make a jokes
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.