Make a jokes

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Hillary Clinton would make a good president.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.