Make a jokes

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?

A: Tickle its balls.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.