Made jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob? He made her.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.