Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Made Jokes
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
