Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
Your hairline is so messed up it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
My father can take a joke- :because he made one
Your mama is so stupid she made appointment with Dr. Pepper
Every cobra kai joke that was made, its just me.
Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. Because we couldn't afford a dog
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter. A lot of the time he will take things for granite. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in china too.
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
