Made jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

You just made a Mist-ake.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!