Made jokes
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
You just made a Mist-ake.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.