Made jokes

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.