Made jokes

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.