Made jokes
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
You just made a Mist-ake.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.