Made jokes

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.

Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."

Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."

"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."

Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

I have made a new word: Plagiarism.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.