Made jokes
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.