Made jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.