Made Jokes

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣

Young Couple gets banned from church.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.

After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod

i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died

me;mom stop you are not funny.you never make jokes mom;i made you

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

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The only joke my dad ever made was me

Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES

i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.