Made jokes

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

You just made a Mist-ake.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

Does money grow on trees? No.

What is money made of? Paper.

What is paper made out of? Trees!

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

"Orange you glad I made it?"

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.