Made Jokes

What would the Mandolorian be called if it was made in an aquatic centre?

Mandachlorian.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !

Orange you glad I made it

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test

And that's what made him go down in history

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My grandmother made her passage on a boat the thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career

Son:mom can i tell you something?

Mom:yes of course honey whats up?

Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY

MOm:well i made you

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Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit

Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"