Made

Made jokes

Company

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Steak

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Phobia

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Mom

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Question

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Son

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Chef

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Wife

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Couple

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Marriage

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

Wood

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Face

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.