Made jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.