Made jokes
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...