Made jokes

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...