Made jokes
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.