Sentiment jokes

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

I love not much.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

Fuck Roblox!

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.