Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
