"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
