Love jokes

Emos love jumping for joy.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Dad, I love you.

Son, I love you.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.