Love jokes
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Memes
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I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏