Love jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
I love Mekhi!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)