I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Love Jokes
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
