Love jokes

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Dad, I love you.

Son, I love you.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.