Love jokes
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Momma's House-By-watersharky Productions and Dustin Lynch- I see your face on every street, every corner, couple trees. Even got her name on 'em. I feel your love, I hear your laugh, got them take me way on back. Hurt me memories, I don't want 'em. Up and down the boulevard. In and out of every bar. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. I would start it where we started, at the downtown party Where you kissed my lips and stole my beer. The city park in the dark where we looked up at the stars Watched them fireworks pop last year. It started under that Texaco sign where you said goodbye I'd get some gas and drop a match right there. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Fire red flames, sunsets in the sky Going out, staying in, staying up long nights. Now I'm waking up alone, wishing I could move on Blocked your number in my phone, thought it help but it don't. I'd burn this whole town down. Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground. Baby, I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house. Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that? Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass. I'd burn this whole town down. If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house.
I want to be loved.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.