Love

Love jokes

Shot

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Animal

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Emo

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Memes

Orphan

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Trump

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Monster

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Relationship

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Beastiality

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Bra

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Sight

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"