Love jokes
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I love dccfffghyyhh.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
I love ❤️ dogs.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.