Love jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Memes
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Kiwi loves Brad.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
I love orphans. They're precious.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*