Love jokes
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Try not to <3.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
I love myself.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.