Love jokes

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Kiwi loves men.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

I love orphans. They're precious.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*