Love jokes
Try not to <3.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Memes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*