Love jokes

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

Kiwi loves Brad.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

I love ❤️ dogs.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

Try not to <3.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Kiwi loves men.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.