Love jokes

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

I love gay people. UwU

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do a pedophile love Halloween?

Free delivery.

My love life.

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.