Love jokes

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

I love gay people. UwU

My love life.

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

Why do a pedophile love Halloween?

Free delivery.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.