What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Love Jokes
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do grapes đ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Love you baby :^
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
