Love jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
I have a girlfriend.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
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