my love life
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
Love u baby :^
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln be cos he has a fat nugen.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
