Love jokes

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

I fucking love rhubarbs.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

You will never have a girlfriend.

Why does a brother love his sister?

Because he came in her.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.