Love jokes
My love life.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
I love playing games with my family.
Emos love jumping for joy.