Love jokes
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Love? Is impossible.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.