Love jokes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Love? Is impossible.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Try not to <3.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
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