Love jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I love gay people. UwU
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
My love life.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.