Love jokes

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My love life.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.