Love jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
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How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Mum is the best!