What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Like if you love food!
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
