Love

Love jokes

Rose

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

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  • High-five

    Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

    Hate

    What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

    Memes

    Emo

    Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

    Orphan

    Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

    Daughter

    My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

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  • Trump

    Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."

    Inch

    My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

    Orphan

    Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

    Cause that's the only way they get love.

    Hot Dog

    What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

    Pirate

    What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    (People will then say "r")

    Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

    What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

    Dear sir,

    You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.