Love jokes

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why do orphans love blowjobs?

Because they actually get kissed!

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.