Love jokes
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Technoblade would love it here.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Like if you love food!
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.