My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
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Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! πΈ
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Technoblade would love it here
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Are you my depression, because Iβm falling for you
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
I love rap!
Rock paper lesbians.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
