Love jokes
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Memes
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Like if you love food!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.