Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
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What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
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Like if you love food!!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
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