Love jokes
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
I'm gay because I like men.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
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I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature