My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
I LOVE EGGS
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle
Single like a Pringle and he loves Pringle’s get it?
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
