Love

Love jokes

Girl

  • I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

    smart

    kind

    sweet

    caring

    loving

    mature

    People

  • At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

    And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

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  • Day

  • Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

    Blonde

  • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

    They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

    The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

    The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

    The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

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  • Orphan

  • What do you call an orphan who likes football?

    Because someone will actually give him something.