Love Jokes

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.

The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."