Love jokes

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

what does BLM stand for?

Biden loves minors.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.

The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.