Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Technoblade would love it here.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
