Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Like if you love food!
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
