Love jokes

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Kiwi loves men.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

I love jumping off cliffs.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

All Nepali love momos.

I love big hot sexy men.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Like if you love God and Jesus.

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.