Love jokes

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

I love you, Lovely Perv!

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Kiwi loves men.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

I love jumping off cliffs.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

All Nepali love momos.

I love big hot sexy men.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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