I love Communism.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have n common?
A: They both love naughty souls
I fell in love with my teacher. Which is weird because I am home schooled
Dad: johnny! johnny! Little Johnny: Yes Papa? Dad: Did you hit your brother? Little Johnny: no papa! Dad: Telling Lies? Little Johnny: No Papa Dad: Let Me See Your Fist Little Johnny: Ha Ha Ha Dad: What Is So Funny? Little Johnny: You Are Dad because I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER Dad: >:( Little Johnny: WHAT ITS TRUE Dad: you do have a point there johnny Little Johnny: Love You Dad Dad: Love you too son
Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Yo mama so vegetarian that’s she loves the Vegan Teacher
1273 My mother does not love me nor does anyone and my family
Mpreg is hot af
I love jacking off to mpreg
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
