Love jokes

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?

Because of all the boys he'll see.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

People love you.

Don't die.