Love jokes

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.