I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
i love climbing over wall because my ancestry was a Mexican.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
People Love U
dont die
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
