I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
