Love jokes
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I love Mekhi!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!