Lost jokes
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
He lost Wifi connection...
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."