I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
He lost Wifi connection...
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don ́t you RECAP on what you said?
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
"was lost in the woods yesterday,"
"i was in some sticky situation..."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
