Lost jokes
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.