Lost jokes

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?

Because he lost his balance!

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

I used to be a banker...

But then I lost interest.