Lost jokes
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.