Lost jokes
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
I don't know what to say.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
I lost my bag. :(
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"