Lost jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!