Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
A man lost is left arm. He's All right now
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.