Lost jokes

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

"I was lost in the woods yesterday."

"I was in some sticky situation..."

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

I lost my bag. :(

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."