Loss jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.