Loss jokes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.