Loss

Loss jokes

Orphan

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Kid

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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  • Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    Q: An apple gets picked.

    Orphan

    Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

    Students: "oof"

    Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

    Students: "Yeah, your parents."

    Memes

    Tour Guide

    As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

    Dark Humor

    Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

    Orphan: "How?"

    Kid: "You wouldn't know."

    Orphan: "........."

    9/11

    Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

    Orphan

    Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

    Orphan

    An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

    Sex

    Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

    A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

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  • Orphan

    Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

    School shooting

    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."