Loss jokes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Memes
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What starts with âMâ and ends with âarriageâ?
Miscarriage.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I donât understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "whatâs so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kidâs head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parentâs heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.