Loss jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.