What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What starts with āMā and ends with āarriageā?
Miscarriage.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I donāt understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "whatās so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kidās head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parentās heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
