What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
