Loss jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.