How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
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Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother
Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
