Loss jokes
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Memes
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.