Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
