Loss jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
saddest youtube comment :(
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
My mom died.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.