Loss jokes
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
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If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.