Loss jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.