Loss jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
I see you.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!