Loss jokes
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
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What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".