Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
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What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...