Loss

Loss jokes

People

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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    Tragedy

    omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

    A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

    Orphan

    What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

    Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at poker?

    Because they don't know what a full house is!

    Orphan

    Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

    Morgue

    Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

    Orphan

    I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

    Kid

    That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

    Orphan

    Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?

    To finally call someone Daddy!

    Orphan

    Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".