Loss jokes
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.