Loss jokes
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.