Loss

Loss jokes

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.