Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
bully: who you looking at me: a bulid a bear bully: where me : look in the mirror
I think my dad love jokes
because he laugh when he look at me
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
I like looking at bdsm arian grande :)
Ur hairline is back people say look at this dude
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
If your looking at this then look behind you
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
Yo mama so dumb when she looked at the light she said why is the sun so close to me
Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun it exploded
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
