Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
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I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
bully: who you looking at me: a bulid a bear bully: where me : look in the mirror
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
I like looking at bdsm arian grande :)
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
