What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.

where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.

I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu… If you know what I mean;)

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window? A corn stalk!!

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