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Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.

Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

Josh: Cookies.

Jacob: My parents.

Erika: My Friends!

Brody: Lamborghinis.

Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."