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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she’s is tenderizing you for dinner.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window? A corn stalk!!

where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.

I see i see oh do you see I see 1st place looking at me hi don’be shy just say just say hi she was shy she didn’t say hi softball cheers

I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu… If you know what I mean;)

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me, they weren’t after I shot them though.