Look Jokes

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them

boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”

I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike

What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgang-bang.

When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud)

i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?

I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed