"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
