Look jokes
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.
I'm sorry.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!