Look jokes
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
I am awesome, look at me!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
Your head looks like a joke.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.