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Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
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"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.