I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
I wasn't looking at you, ur big forehead was distracting me
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
What did satin say to god??
Bitch what the fuck you looking at
my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"