Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
