Look jokes
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Memes
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.