Look jokes
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Memes
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.