Look jokes

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Head look like a mf gorilla pop.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.