Look jokes

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Head look like a mf gorilla pop.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.