Look jokes

Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.

You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

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PENIS PENIS

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

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You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."

"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"