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"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Look, it's the dead center of town!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Hot water look a**.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.