Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
I once told a blind orphan hey look at the bright side
hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
