Look jokes

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

My wife caught me touching myself to an optical illusion. And I said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like."

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Today I went into the library looking for books on gangstalking. The librarian leaned over the circulation desk and said, "They're right behind you."